See the Toast, Be the Toast


Happy New Year my friends! Chances are, someone you know over the holiday season got engaged. Or someone you know knows someone else who knows someone … [Read more...]

Santa the Uber Driver


"Ho! Ho! Ho! Meeeeerrrryyyyy Christmas! Another year, another season of traveling the globe, filling hearts with joy and avoiding shotgun fire above … [Read more...]

We need to heal. Let’s start with a laugh.

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Anyone scroll through Facebook this week? It's been a parade of, "How could this happen?? How could you do that?? You ruined us all!! You … [Read more...]

The Importance of Great Speechwriting


This week, Melania Trump delivered what should have been a signature speech on behalf of her husband. It was spoken with poise, grace and enthusiasm, … [Read more...]

EU – How to Handle Getting Dumped


Dear EU, I know you're going through a rough time right now. It's never easy to be told, "We're just better off apart. It's not you, it's me." Even … [Read more...]

Lighten up, D.C.!


Another year, another White House Correspondents Dinner. The roast to end all roasts. The annual evening when the Washington intelligentsia gather in … [Read more...]

Great Show, PMPI!

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Last week, the Potomac chapter of Meeting Professionals International put on their annual conference, MACE (Mid-Atlantic Conference and Exposition) at … [Read more...]

Bride to the rescue!


So, the big day is coming up. Dresses are fitted, vendors booked, groomsmen warned. There's a feeling of excitement in the air. Things are proceeding … [Read more...]

The Politically Correct Corporate Roast


"Good evening, everyone. We're here tonight to honor our CEO, Jack Hillesman, for his incredible leadership and accomplishments here at Omnitechtron. … [Read more...]

The Cheerful Divorce

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"Margaret, so good to see you again after you unceremoniously crushed my soul with the news that you were leaving me!" "You too, Dan! You look … [Read more...]