HOW WE HELP YOU

You have an important story to tell.

To your daughter on her wedding day. To an investor during a pitch. On your LinkedIn or dating profile.

But you’re having a hard time finding the words, right?

This isn’t as easy as our 8th grade English teacher made it out to be.

No worries, my friend. You’ve come to the right place. 

We’re helped thousands of people just like you all over the world tell their stories and bring down the house in the process.

  • NFL players roasting their retiring teammates
  • Ice road truckers delivering speeches at weddings
  • CEO’s giving keynotes at major conferences

And, the most daunting of all…

  • Explaining yourself to your mother-in-law

True story. That was a fun one.

We exist for one reason – to take all the stress off your plate.

Just fill out a questionnaire we send you, and we’ll write you something your audience will never forget.

And help you win over everyone.

Including your mother-in-law.

Contact us today to learn more.

"Geoff energized our group and gave us a fantastic session! Highly recommend!"- Lauren Kalina, Social Tables

Social Tables

"Geoff's jokes brought down the house! Hilarious, man. What a night!"- Antoine Bethea, Pro-Bowl NFL Safety

– Antoine Bethea, NFL Pro-Bowl Safety

"My husband was turning 50 and we wanted to do something fun and different, so we started looking up roasts and found Winning Wit. They got to know everything about my husband and wrote such funny stuff that we went out and delivered. I've been married to this man for 23 years and NEVER saw him laugh that hard. We has such a great time that we might hire them again for his 60th!"

Stephanie S, Oceanside, CA

"My team roasted me for our holiday party and it was hilarious. Such a great night and we're really glad we found Winning Wit to write our stuff. They hit every joke perfectly. We're STILL laughing about that night!"

– Matt Jensen, Georgia

"I love the old Dean Martin roasts, and Winning Wit is keeping the flame alive with their awesome brand of comedy. I highly, highly recommend them."

– State Representative Ben Frederick, Michigan

"Hardest I've laughed in years! Winning Wit helped us deliver an incredible roast for our retiring doctors."

– Jeannie Shirley, Kaiser Permanente

"Winning Wit was incredibly professional. They spent a lot of time helping me put together a speech that my friends will never forget. They truly tailored the speech just perfectly."

– Scott B., Colorado

"I was terrified to deliver my Maid of Honor speech, but Geoff at Winning Wit calmed my nerves and walked me through the process step by step. I used all the tips he gave me on the big day, and the speech was a huge hit! I'm recommending them to everyone I know who needs a speech."

– Sara S., New Jersey

"I received over a dozen compliments on my Maid of Honor speech, with them all saying it was the best speech they've ever heard. Winning Wit did an incredible job and I'm SO happy I found them."

– Brandy M, Texas

"Best Wedding Speechwriters in the Business"

– Brides and Weddings of Northern Virginia

WEDDING SPEECHES

BEST MAN

As the best man, everyone looks forward to your speech – so, no pressure! We’ll make sure you steal the show and deliver a great speech they’ll never forget. Click here to learn more…

MAID/MATRON OF HONOR

It’s the bride’s big day, but time for you to shine just as bright. We’ll write you the perfect toast and help you overcome public speaking anxiety to deliver it like a pro! Learn more here…

FATHER OF THE BRIDE

Don’t worry Dad, we won’t embarrass your daughter too much! Simply let us know what you’d like to talk about, and we’ll write you a personalized, heartwarming, lighthearted toast that she’ll be raving about for years! Click here to learn more…

OFFICIANT SERVICES

Were you asked to deliver an officiant ceremony for the big day, but have no clue where to begin? We’ll write you a service that the couple will never forget! We’re also ordained and also offer in-person officiant services for couples in the D.C. metro area! Click here to learn more…

VOWS

This is it. The big moment. Just the two of you. And, you know, 200 of your closest friends. So it’s time to make sure your vows are just right. We’ll help you strike the perfect tone of laughter and tears, and cement your relationship forever. Click here to learn more…

COMEDY ROASTS

Not those kind of roasts!

The award-winning comedians at Winning Wit will write memorable, bring-down-the-house roasts that will have your crowd in stitches. Our content is customized to your party, and we’ll work with you to ensure the comedy is both funny and appropriate.

Our roasts are perfect for all types of corporate events, birthdays, anniversaries and fundraisers. Our services range from joke writing to custom content creation to emceeing your event.

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TEAM BUILDING WORKSHOPS

No woodworking skills necessary

Need to energize your team with a fun activity that will have your attendees cracking up? We’ll help everyone in your organization tell their unique stories using stand-up comedy techniques!

Winning Wit founder Geoff Woliner has led hundreds of workshops for associations, volunteer organizations and corporate groups across the United States,and looks forward to working with you next!

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PRICING

$179
SPEECH EDITING
  • Perfect For:
  • Wedding Speeches
  • Birthday Toasts
  • Comedy Roasts
  • Includes:
  • Humorous & Sentimental Additions
  • Three Rounds of Edits
  • 48-Hour Turnaround
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$249
SPEECH WRITING
  • Perfect For:
  • Wedding Speeches
  • Anniversary Speeches
  • Retirement Addresses
  • Birthday Roasts
  • Includes:
  • Five Minutes of Original Content
  • Two Complementary Edits
  • 48-Hour Turnaround
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MOST POPULAR PACKAGE
$499
STORY WRITING
  • Perfect For:
  • Full LinkedIn Profile
  • Full Dating Profile
  • ``Story of you`` Ted Talk
  • Includes:
  • Thousand-word story of you
  • Two complementary edits
  • Story presentation tips and tricks
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$999
STORYTELLING PACKAGE
  • Perfect For:
  • LinkedIn Proflle + Interview Coaching
  • Dating profile + Communication Coaching
  • Includes:
  • Complete LinkedIn Profile / Dating Profile
  • Three 1-hr Coaching Sessions
  • Guidebook + Tips & Tricks
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ABOUT WINNING WIT

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Geoff Woliner

In the Spring of 2011, Founder Geoff Woliner was asked to be the best man at a wedding. Needing to deliver a toast, he used every bit of his 13 years of stand-up comedy experience to deliver a rousing speech that had the crowd yelling a combination of, “Encore!”, and, “Get off the stage!”

But watching others struggle with their speeches that day led to an idea – “What if I could help non-comedians be entertaining too?” And thus, Winning Wit was born. A healthy, 7 lb, 8 oz. bundle of LLC paperwork. Since that time, Geoff and his team of award-winning comedians in New York and Montreal have helped thousands of people across the world nail their stories, from Father of the Bride toasts to Corporate Presentations to Comedy Roasts and Social Media profiles and more!

Email

geoff@winningwit.com

Phone

571-800-9191

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