“My nephew asked me to be the officiant at his wedding but I had no idea what to say! Winning Wit was a wonderful help and wrote me a ceremony that was very warm and also very funny!”


Becky L., Portland, OR


Like our friend Becky, you were asked to be the officiant at a wedding.


Congrats! Well, kind of.


Because unless you’re an experienced clergy member, this is a daunting task!


You’re a busy person, and this ceremony will take days, weeks, even months to write.


Luckily, since we’re comedians, writers, and ordained ministers, we’re the crazy ones who actually love this stuff.


So we’re happy to take this off your plate. 


Because when you get up there, you need to create an amazing memory for the people getting married. To let them know – yes, you made the right choice asking me!


So you’ve gotta do a great job and give ’em a show.



We’ll do just that for you, and make sure it’s something they’ll never forget.


This is what we do, and we take a lot of pride in helping you create the type of ceremony people will be raving about for years.


And if you decide to have a pro deliver this for you, we offer our team as officiants for weddings in the D.C. metro area!


We’ve written and delivered ceremonies all across the U.S. and Canada that have lit the room on fire, and now it’s your turn to create that memory.



Are you ready?


All you need to do is follow our simple 3-step process:


1) Contact us in the form below, and let us know if you’re an officiant, or need one.
2) We send you the officiant questionnaire.
3) You fill out the questionnaire, click “submit”, then pay through a secure online portal. Then we have a first draft ready for you within 24 hours, and offer unlimited edits.


Sound good?


Great. Let’s make this happen. Time for you to deliver a ceremony that will have them saying, “I’m SO glad we chose you!”

Don’t love contact forms? No problem!


You can call us at 571-800-9191 or email us at 


…and in the mean time, you can check out our great testimonials here!


And if you know a Best ManMaid of Honor or Father of the Bride who needs a hand too, we offer group discounts!
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